I'm new to racing, as this will be my first real road season, and relatively new to your whole bicycle riding cult. Now I own five bikes and have more cycling clothes than street clothes. When I'm not riding I blog about riding, I work at the bike shop, delivered for JJ all winter on bikes, and I spent my spring break riding bikes in sunny So. Ill. ..
But guys, I've had enough.
I'm sick of being punchy 4 nights out of 7. I'm sick of hanging my delicate clothing to dry. I'm sick of the tan lines. ...Not being able to fit into my old pants, spending the money I make at the shop AT the shop, measuring my self worth in watts, waking up early to ride, getting greasy newb marks on my leg, crying in American Flyers, those bike-obsessed boys at the Shire.. the list goes on and on...
SO I am selling my bikes and bike stuff and buying an SUV. I'll follow this email with a list so you all can place your bids. Poprad, X-Caliber, I'll throw the fixie and the touring bike together as a "hipster special", and B.Chan, I'll cut you a deal on the Mad One... again, a more complete list later. Frankly, I just wanna get rid of this shit.
I didn't know I was this weak at heart, but hey...what's a girl to do. At least the "old" men we met on the road on that first day of training camp stand a chance at Hillsboro, if they can keep B.Chan at bay.
7 comments:
WTF? Is this a joke Anona?
Might I suggest moderation rather than saturation as a way to avoid burnout and some of the negative effects you mention?
oh, april fools. Ouch.
as Buggs said "what a maroon"
I thought I was the only one who cried during American Flyers...
Wow...good April Fools! I probably would have been as clueless as frenchy if I hadn't read the comments. You seemed sincere!
Yeah, I'm also going to take up the Ukelele. I read somewhere that my name means pineapple in Hawaiian... the future is looking bright.
Hey! whats wrong with SUV's?
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